you found me. weird.
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I am undefeated, undisputed, underrated and under your mom. Look at me, in the eyes, right now, that's right, I'm there. I'm in your minds eye. I'm the ghost in the corner of your eye, I eat ghoul soup and harness the powers of 12V grounding cable. My heart is made of tungsten, your skin is made of porcelain. I am a higher being, capable of... stuff.
Fuck you, fuck me, this site is where it's at. Enjoy my art, breathe in the smell of the new age as it is ushered in through your fucking eye sockets.
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